The Lost Giant Inflation Story by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
The Lost Giant Inflation Story
The Lost Giant Inflation Story
(aka, "The Last Giant Inflation Story")
_________by Alec Deluxe____________________
They came to a halt on the high school racing track. Marty was glad they were alone, so the results of the race could be kept quiet.
"Beat you again," said Amy, racing past the finish line.
"I let you win," Marty panted, slowing to a halt.
"Sure," Amy said, barely winded.
"Okay, so I'm not as good an athlete," Marty admitted. "But I'm smarter."
Unbelievable Growing Woman by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
Unbelievable Growing Woman
The Unbelievable Growing Woman
(or, "With Just One Breath, Do I Inflate!")
_____Plot: Uncle Woody_____ Script: Alec Deluxe______________
"I LOVE living on the coast," said Matt as he sat on the beach, his eyes darting around to all the soft, curvy, tanned, bikini-clad bodies that cluttered the sand. His gaze was equally attracted to the women's beach toys, his inflation fetish causing him to look longingly at the beach balls the college-aged babes knocked about. And he felt more than slightly jealous of the inflatable rafts in which they pressed their bodacious bodies and bounteous breasts against.
But then his attention turned
Lucha de las Globas Hermosas by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
Lucha de las Globas Hermosas
La Lucha de las Globas Hermosas
(or, "The Battle of the Beautiful Balloons")
_____por Alec Delujo___________________
The maddening Texas heat drove temperatures and tempers into dangerous levels, even as twilight settled in. The three pretty but dispirited cheerleaders, still in their short blue skirts and low-cut tops, sat on the sidewalk, reflecting quietly on their team's recent loss.
"Mierda," moaned Morrena, when she learned that their luck was about to get worse.
Strutting proudly like peacocks on their recent victory, three other cheerl
THIS GIRL, THIS GUMTHIS BALLOON!!
(Or, "Always the Topper, You Have to Pop Her to Stop Her")
________by Alec Deluxe_______________________________
Aysha soon grew weary of Gabrielle's one-upmanship. Aysha would blow a week's salary on a dress, only to have Gabrielle show up the next day with a pricier one. Aysha would pimp her ride, only to have Gabrielle show up the next day with her new Lexus. Aysha's iPod held a billion tunes. Gabrielle's? A billion and six.
It didn't help that Gabrielle got her expensive bling from Aysha's ex-boyfriend, yet another thunder that Gabrielle had stolen from her.
In all that time, Ays
POP STAR
__________by Alec Deluxe____________
Daphne stood at the edge of the stage, looking out at the empty arena. As usual, her long blond hair drooped over her shoulders, her body tightly packaged into a white jumpsuit that clung to every smooth, round curve of her young lithe body. One hand was clenched into a fist that pressed upon her hip; the other held a large cup of cappuccino.
"God, that was disastrous!" said the spoiled pop star. "Did you see all those empty seats? The press is going to tear me a new one!"
"What can I say? You just don't fill up stadiums like you used to," said Daphne's manager, Ashley, who
And They Call Her... Brat by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
And They Call Her... Brat
AND THEY CALL HER...BRAT!
(Or, "To the Victor, the Spoiled!")
___________by Alec Deluxe_________________________
"I said I wanted LIGHT highlights, bitch!" screamed Barbie at her personal hairdresser, just before she threw a hairbrush into the woman's face. The hairdresser ran out crying, passing Barbie's mother, Candy, on the way out. It was easy to see where Barbie got her looks: Candy, at 35, still had her smoking svelte figure, and had little trouble convincing people she was Barbie's older sister. She still looked good in her skin-tight blue jeans and bulging blouse. Of course, plastic surgery helped in that regard.
Barbie
My Favourite Balloon Party by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
My Favourite Balloon Party
MY FAVOURITE BALLOON PARTY
(or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks")
_____________by Alec Deluxe________________________
It began as just another balloon party with my closest--and most revealingly dressed--friends and acquaintances: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Mandy Moore. We got together, as we often did, to blow up balloons. Sometimes we'd race to see who could pop them first; other times I'd sit leisurely back and watch these beautiful mouths and sexy lips inflate their balloons larger and larger, as their cheeks rounded out lovingly from the pu